#Menstrual Problems

[graceofagodswrath]

Menstrual Cycles and Aliens

“I apologize, but Williams is doing what?”

Kate sighed, brown eyes rolling at Ka’oolai’s stiff confusion. “Bleeding Niagara Falls out of her uterus. She’s gonna need a couple days.”

“Katy.” Jasmine hissed. “That is not how you explain this shit to people.”

Kate’s lips thinned in exasperation. “It makes them listen! God knows how many times I had to describe it so graphically to get all the men in my family to understand that you can’t just ‘suck it up!’”

The three sat in the dining lounge, a room on the transport ship meant for relaxation for workers on their breaks. Ka’looai, the ship’s second-in-command, had inquired about Pilot William’s ask for absence. Kate Blanche, the engineer and second roommate to De’maya, had answered in her usually blunt way. Luckily, The third roommate and Quartermaster of the ship, Jasmine Lativos, had been there to cushion Ka’looai’s immediate confusion.

Ka’looai held up their four hands to the two humans, insectoid limbs the notable deep, iridescent purple of their native race, Yamogai. They resembled a mix of a beetle and praying mantis, tall with hard, spiny exoskeletons. They displayed a variety of colors like humans (tho more vibrant), but the most common was purple.

“I apologize… I do not understand. Does Pilot Williams have an open wound? Do they need to go to the medibay?” Ka’looai’s voice sounded like the vibrating of beating wings, so they had to pronunciate other languages precisely in order to be understood. So they spoke slowly and with a deliberate concentration. This voice also gave way to an accent that made them pronounce certain letters like ‘v’s. There was a running joke with humans that Yamogai were related to Germans, as their accents were similar when speaking English.

Jasmine shook her head. “No. She’s experiencing a part of her menstrual cycle, the human female reproductive cycle.” Ka’looai cocked their head, so Jasmine continued. “Every month, we expel the inside lining of our uterus, the organ that develops a human fetus if the female is pregnant. If a female isn’t pregnant, our uterus removes the old lining of tissue and blood and gets rid of it from our body to create a new lining in case she does become pregnant. It’s the same muscle contractions as childbirth, though at a smaller fraction. This process can be extremely painful for some, if not most people, and De’maya is one of them. So she just needs some time off to deal with and recover from this experience.”

Ka’looai stared for a moment, mantis-like eyes seeming to stare through the humans souls. “I… see. I will inform the captain, then. Is there anything else we must know about this… event? I assume you two experience it as well as you said every human female does?”

Kate shrugged, long brown braid shifting in her shoulders. “Mine isn’t so bad usually. I’m one of the lucky ones. I get irritable and the occasional back pains, but I don’t need time off recuperate necessarily.”

“Irritable?”

Jasmine smiled, more of grimace for those experienced in reading human expressions. “Annoyed. Aggressive. The process increases the amount of estrogen and testosterone in our bodies, hormones that can heavily influence our emotional states. So we can be a bit…” Jasmine paused to think. “Intense.”

“Ah.” Ka’looai’s antennae twitched emphatically. “That is why I sensed the rise in strange pheromones. So this increase of chemicals affects you physically, emotionally, and mentally. I see why Pilot Williams asked for an absence then. Will the two of you require the same?”

Jasmine made an expression that Ka’looai could not understands. She bared her teeth while narrowing here eyes and scrunching her nose, dark skin wrinkling. Her hands rolled synchronously back and forth, a gesture the Yamogai recognized as a sign for uncertainty. “My cycle is more chaotic. Many factors can influence the way it is, and I tend to be influenced heavily by those.” She gestured at the other human. “Whereas Kate’s average is light and less painful, and De’maya’s average is heavy and extreme pain, mine can be either depending on my situation. If I’m stressed and haven’t taken care of myself, it’s usually pretty painful. If the opposite, I can usually function pain free. It depends.”

“What do you mean by light and heavy?”

“That refers to the amount of blood and tissue we expel. Light is very little, medium is a bit more, heavy means a lot. Some people have more lining than others. The heavier the flow can also increase the amount of pain.”

“Is this process different for every human?”

Both women nodded.

“And you still work through such obstacles?”

“Pretty much.” Jasmine confirmed.

“Interesting.” Ka’looai hummed, the sound vibrating the air rhythmically. “So human females expel a large amount of their own blood and tissue every month simply for not reproducing. And it is incredibly painful, yet some of you still function through it. No wonder females are in higher demand than males. You are a hardy species.” Their laugh sounded like the erratic buzzing of fly multiplied by ten. “Is there anything else I need to know?”

“Oh, there’s a shit ton if you wanna properly educate yourself on human reproduction.” Kate waved a scarred, oil darkened hand. “But Jaz gave you the basics. Hah, you may know and understand it better than the average human male.” Kate chuckled dryly and Jasmine huffed. “But that’s a debate hole that can be saved for another time.”

“If you want to learn more, read some human biology books, and we can answer any questions you have.” Said Jasmine. “Make sure they’re recent ones tho, the outdated ones are full of a lot of misinformation.”

“I see. I will do so. Human biology continues to fascinate. I have always found learning about other races to be rather intriguing, and humans never disappoint.”

“Yeup.” Kate leaned back and threw her arms behind her head. “Just don’t start making jokes about us leaving puddles and shit everywhere, or not being trusted behind the wheel.” Her eyes narrowed and she bared her teeth in a not-friendly-smile. “I will commit some “transgressions,” if so.”

Ka’looai’s antennae twitched. “Understood.”

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I’m currently going through this month’s rounds, and felt like distracting myself. Finally had the motivation to write and of course it was during a shitty time of my life. Needed me some alien feels that understand my woes better than my own family. I know this prompt has been done a lot, but I wanted to give my own take on it.

[maple-seas]

if you ever see me having an episode i'm so sorry and it's more than likely PMDD . i will be fine 😔🫡

[trashandwriting]

My pms mood is so funny silly I just need to kill a man and get ice cream you feel me

[sage-hazeline]

the luteal phase out here giving me the anxiety levels of someone in a warzone

[bagelwithcreamcheeseandham]

ive always had very heavy periods and intensly painful cramps. So did my mom when she was younger, and she ended up having menorrhagia. My cramps were worse in highschool, then for a few years they weren't too bad, but for about the past year, they're back. Extremely painful, debilitating cramps, pain that makes your brain go blank. Sometimes i think about how i may have to deal with this every month until im 50, and it feels hard to be alive.

A few years ago i had an ultrasound and the lady said i had a textbook perfect uterus. I have a perfect uterus. where do i even go from here?

[sunriseovergotham]

huh why do i suddenly want to die (<- experiencing pms)

[poppy-in-the-woods]

(I would also probably regret this poll too, but let's see how the results go. Only 24 hours to vote this time)

[tacklebaitcalhoun]

Ladies, this is a game changer to help you get through that woman’s time with some relief 

[underwhelmingalchemist]

There's something comedic about being on my period at work. "How are you doing? Great! I'm doing good, thanks! Find everything you need today? Haha, that's good to hear!" while the entire time my internal monologue is just ow ow ow ow ow ow

[cemitadepollo]

I wish all people who blame my big clots of menstrual blood on a lack of water to shut the fuck up <33

It's fucking endometriosis, bitch. Wouldn't it be nice if it was just dehydratation.

[gofitnesspro]

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Treatments for PCOS: Women of childbearing age often struggle with polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), a hormonal disease. Many ovarian cysts, menstrual irregularity, and elevated testosterone levels are all hallmarks of this condition, which has the potential to cause serious health issues. Up to 10% of women of childbearing age are affected with PCOS. PCOS has a complex genetic and environmental…

[sage-hazeline]

how do you not kermit suicide when in your luteal phase, someone help please

[myromeow]

whenever I get blood on my clothes or bed during my period I cry immediately I can’t deal with it. I cope emotionally super well so I’m not usually emotional or cranky around others but when I’m alone and see I’ve done this…. Something about it is so humiliating, like you’re a baby who can’t keep themselves clean. or that you’re a big adult now who shouldn’t be making rudimentary mistakes like moving around too much so your pad comes loose or lying down comfortably instead of sitting ramrod straight. Or you’re a big adult who shouldn’t be using pads because those are for kids and you should be ok with sticking something up your vagina because you’re an adult and it’s more “sanitary”. I just want to wear my clothes and sit how I want to without being reduced to a crying mess on a Friday, which is incredibly unlike me. I hate crying. I’m really not coping well rn

[drasmitadongare]

Many women will experience menstrual problems sometime in their lives. Often a change in the usual menstrual pattern can be a symptom of an underlying medical concern. Dr. Asmita Dongare experienced gynecologist in Wakad and Baner along with menstrual disorder doctor – explains the most common menstrual problems and discusses when medical treatments may be needed.

[joga-blog]

Breaking the Cycle: Insights into the Causes, Symptoms, and Management of Irregular Menstrual Periods

Irregular periods, also known as menstrual irregularities, can be a source of concern and discomfort for many women. While occasional irregularities in the menstrual cycle are common and often benign, persistent irregularities may indicate an underlying health issue that requires attention and treatment. In this article, we will explore the causes, symptoms, and management of irregular periods to help women better understand their menstrual health.

Causes of Irregular Periods:

1. Stress: 

Physical or emotional stress can impact the hypothalamus, a region of the brain that regulates hormones involved in menstruation. Stress can lead to irregularities in the menstrual cycle or even cause amenorrhea, the absence of menstruation.

2. Lifestyle Factors: 

Poor nutrition, excessive exercise, sudden weight changes, and sleep disturbances can all influence hormonal balance and contribute to irregular periods.

3.Hormonal Imbalances: 

Fluctuations in hormone levels, particularly estrogen and progesterone, can disrupt the menstrual cycle. Conditions such as polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), thyroid disorders, and adrenal gland disorders can contribute to hormonal imbalances.

4. Medical Conditions: 

Certain medical conditions such as diabetes, endometriosis, pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), and uterine fibroids can disrupt the menstrual cycle and cause irregular bleeding.

5. Medications: 

Some medications, including certain types of contraceptives, anticoagulants, and antidepressants, can affect menstrual regularity as a side effect.

Symptoms of Irregular Periods:

- Frequent changes in the length of menstrual cycles

- Absent or missed periods

- Heavy or prolonged menstrual bleeding

- Spotting between periods

- Painful periods (dysmenorrhea)

- Other symptoms such as acne, hair growth on the face or body, and weight gain (associated with conditions like PCOS)

Management and Treatment:

1. Lifestyle Modifications: 

Adopting a healthy lifestyle that includes balanced nutrition, regular exercise, stress management techniques, and adequate sleep can help regulate hormonal balance and promote menstrual regularity.

2. Hormonal Therapy: 

Hormonal contraceptives, such as birth control pills, patches, or hormonal IUDs, may be prescribed to regulate menstrual cycles and alleviate symptoms of conditions like PCOS.

3. Treatment of Underlying Conditions: 

Addressing underlying medical conditions, such as thyroid disorders or PCOS, can help restore normal menstrual function.

4. Medication: 

In some cases, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) may be recommended to manage pain and reduce menstrual bleeding.

5. Surgical Intervention: 

In certain situations, surgical procedures may be necessary to treat underlying causes of irregular periods, such as fibroid removal or endometrial ablation.

When to See a Doctor:

It's important for women experiencing irregular periods to consult a, Gynecologist, especially if they are accompanied by severe pain, excessive bleeding, or other concerning symptoms. A thorough medical evaluation can help identify underlying causes and determine appropriate treatment options.

Conclusion:

Irregular periods are a common issue that many women experience at some point in their lives. While occasional irregularities may not be cause for alarm, persistent or severe irregularities warrant medical attention. By understanding the causes, symptoms, and management options for irregular periods, women can take proactive steps to protect their menstrual health and overall well-being.

[luminarai]

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study: